Interesting take at a zebra crossing

Kinja'd!!! "Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
03/30/2015 at 10:42 • Filed to: None

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While most people would probably see this as a classic "You had only one job" fail, I see an expression of artistic freedom. Why follow the accepted norm when you can express yourself in so many different ways? Picasso managed to get the front AND the back of his nudes in one two-dimensional picture, and everybody calls it art. So how can we be so narrow minded as to simply dismiss this as a fail? Sure, motorists might get confused, a few accidents may happen but isn't this a price worth paying for artistic freedom?


DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Klaus Schmoll
03/30/2015 at 10:45

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by the time people use them, the marking would be worn out anyway. I use signs instead.


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > Klaus Schmoll
03/30/2015 at 10:48

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Maybe this is a car crossing for a pedestrian walkway.


Kinja'd!!! ACESandEIGHTS > Klaus Schmoll
03/30/2015 at 10:51

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Nor surprised. It's the ghetto. If someone complained, people would shrug their shoulders. The artist was able to express his freedom because DGAF. Nice Boris Johnson there. Is that him? Anyway, props to London for electing an insane person.


Kinja'd!!! Klaus Schmoll > ACESandEIGHTS
03/30/2015 at 10:53

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That's not London. It's Düsseldorf, Germany.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Klaus Schmoll
03/30/2015 at 10:58

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same thing.


Kinja'd!!! ACESandEIGHTS > Klaus Schmoll
03/30/2015 at 11:10

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Got it. It was the 'zebra' thing that threw me off. Now if you'd called it a SchleissKrössenVlauckenspielen that was painted hilariously badly, I would've totally been on my game.

Know why I respect Germany? People keep it real. Berlin: poor-but-sexy. Props to Berlin for electing Klaus Wowereit—most western nations would call you insane for saying that.

In America he would have said "cheap AND sexy" and then there would have been controversy because that would've somehow offended gay people. And then the police would be called in and they would shoot someone. Europe doesn't have these problems.


Kinja'd!!! Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Klaus Schmoll
03/30/2015 at 16:27

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Doing it this way makes more sense to me as my reaction is to think that the directions of the white lines show who has natural flowing right of way.


Kinja'd!!! Klaus Schmoll > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
03/30/2015 at 17:53

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You are right! It's basically FOUR "stop here" lines! I never thought about that, but this is how all of them should look like.


Kinja'd!!! Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Klaus Schmoll
03/30/2015 at 17:54

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I honestly never thought about it until I saw this pic though.


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > Klaus Schmoll
04/11/2015 at 17:52

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